You searched what?!

I know I already did a post on this ..but I just can't help myself!

Okay so some of my blog topics have returned some rather bizarre search results. I find this so strange and wonder what kind of people are finding my blog. Some results are obvious (say yes to the dress, cabot trail, 16& pregnant, etc) but then I get the odd weirdos who are actually typing these things into google. Or google is lying to me ..but I don't think it does that. So here are some screen shots from some of the weirder search results!

Can I just say the first few made me laugh.

Then I saw the last one and did a triple take ..what the?

It made me laugh and wonder if there is a blog called half passed out.

If that's what they were looking for they were disappointed when they found my blog instead!

I have also had a lot of things that probably will result in jail time eventually for some people. My post about naked baby photos has returned some bizarre search results. I don't have screen shots of them (tragic, I know) but here is a list of some stranger phrases that have found my blog:

naked babes show them to me
pictures of completely nacked 12 year old girls in a bathtub
can i take pictures of my baby naked?
cute 4yr old bums naked

And that is just a quick sampling from the results in the last week. Typos and weird phrasing all them. So ..welcome to jail people. Except the honest question of 'can i take pictures of my baby naked?'. I hope she read my blog and decided she shouldn't but if she MUST then please don't post them on the internet. Again, no one cares.

I am amazed constantly by the results that will find my blog! Do you guys have any weird, creepy or downright bizarre search results that have found your blog? Or do regular people not share my obsession with strange search results?! Enjoy your Tuesday!

Funny Searches

As my blog continues to get hits& grow .. a strange thing is happening. I'm starting to get some bizarre google searches resulting in people finding my blog. It used to just be that when people searched halfpastwonderful or some variation on that, my blog would pop up!

Cool, eh? Well ..something cooler is that now I get some weird search results. I'm hoping these keep happening. Although I don't blog about anything super strange, so I'm assuming nothing too funny or scandalous will ever pop up :( The results for my google searches for the last week, however, have been mildly funny!

Now, sometimes I will type the google searches into google to see how early I come up. Some searches that have found me (rainbow bridesmaid dress, the very least could I or awolnation, for example) are sooo far off from the first page that I have NO idea what page it's on. For some, I've gone back about 11 pages and STILL not found myself. What the heck are those people looking for? Then, others (my blog name, rainbox tux or what would jesus do with his time) bring my website up on the FIRST PAGE of Google! Wow. I'm such a celebrity.

I certainly hope the person who found my site via that search got a satisfactory answer. Jesus spends his time running dating sites. Love Jesus? Need a date night? ChristianMingle is your go-to source for awesome. Okay, probably not the answer they were looking for ..but I hope they at least got a laugh from it :)

So, fellow bloggers .. what strange results have brought people to your site?!