I hate this show. My boyfriend really likes this show. When we get together we watch it. He watches for the singing and I watch to judge the people and be SO thankful I'm not on national television. Tonight was the finale or something. Scotty vs. Lauren. Lauren sang a song about Moms. Scotty sang a song about loving you this big. So we are in my room. Hanging out with Rumple (some day I'll post a photo of him. He's awesome) and watching this drama unfold. Boyfriend is actually paying attention to the singing and I am making fun of the lyrics. So us.
So, of course Scotty keeps saying I will love you thissss biiiiiig. So I turn to Garret and the following occurs:
Me: Hey, bubs. How big do you love me?
Him: `proceeds to barely put any distance between his 2 hands` This big.
Me: UM. That is not even as much as your arm width.
Him: It's a pretty big size for a trout though. That would be a decent catch.
Me: So ..you love me as big as a trout?
Him: Pretty much.
Thanks boyfriend. A graphic.
To show my appreciation for your comments.
In all fairness, he remanded his statement to say he loves me as much as a baby whale. Because smaller versions are always better than big versions. The boy knows me so well.
So much better than a trout :D