Sheen vs. Hodder

That's right, ladies and gents. My mother has made the claim that Charlie Sheen is leading a less crazy life than herself. She is jealous, outraged and perhaps even a little bitter about the attention, fame and fortune Sheen is receiving for his antics while she slaves away with little rewards. In an effort to help Mom feel vindicated, I am going to attempt, for the first time ever, some investigative journalism. I started out by googling Charlie Sheen (for the record, all information about him is coming to you straight from Wikipedia. Sue them if anything is wrong.) and thinking about my mother (I tried to find her Wikipedia page. Strangely absent. She may be onto something here, folks!). If nothing else, they both like to hit the bottle!

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So, you will note, the main differences between my mother and Mr. Sheen?
1. Amount of time spent on a social network of some sort.
2. Amount of time spent inebriated.
3. Mr. Sheen is oftentimes dramatic while my mother is oftentimes productive.
4. My mother is funnier.
5. Mr. Sheen is famous and rich. My mom just has a blog.

Good effort though, Mom. I still love you :)