Say Yes to the Dress

This show KILLS me! I love brides and the people they bring to help them decide. Sometimes they bring the meanest people and it leaves me wondering if this is news to them or they just like having snide comments thrown in their direction.

I mean, sure. Having people who will be honest are great. No one wants to walk down the isle on their wedding day looking like the above. In that person's defense ..it was slightly less ugly before I photoshopped it. It wasn't beautiful though. So yes, having people there to guide you is great. Sometimes, though, the brides-to-be put on a dress they OBVIOUSLY love and adore and have fantasized about. And what comments do they get? Mean ones!

Do they think the bride invited them to be jerks? No. They invited them to stroke their ego. If you aren't careful, bridesmaid, you're going to end up in a dress like the above. I would watch my mouth and remember - the bride picks what you'll be wearing in approximately 200 photos. And there ain't NO WAY to rock that dress. It does match the slightly less obvious rainbow pattern on the above wedding dress. Now, just to get a rainbow tuxedo and we could have a real theme.

And there we have it. One of the best weddings ever created. If I had more time before I head over to an appointment, I would have totally created a bridal party and put these outfits on them. For now, you're just going to have to use your imagination!

Also, this is one of the ONLY times you are allowed to be negative about a wedding of a person you know in real life. Feel free to make fun of everyone that you don't know personally. In reality, aside from the obviously brutal dresses, most brides look stunning on their big day.

So, tell me. Have you ever shopped for your own or a friends' wedding dress? How did it go? Have you ever been to an outrageous wedding? What was it like? Fill me in! I never go to weddings and feel like I am missing some truly golden wedding moments (and by golden I mean hilariously bad).